Get to Know Maxim Office Assistant Katherine

How do you fix a pesky clown infestation? Call in a sexy lingerie-clad lady to handle it!

How do you fix a pesky clown infestation? Call in a sexy lingerie-clad lady to handle it!

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VIDEO: Bozos Beware: New Office Assistant is a Clown Killer

This clown has been in our office for months. thank you for getting rid of him.


No worries. I was actually very afraid of clowns as a child. After meeting this one, I can honestly say it’s not a misconception


that they’re a malicious bunch.

What do you think made him finally surrender?


Clowns are very sensitive to the nose, so once you get ’em there with a Nerf gun or some other weapon, it’s done. Game over.

Any tips for other offices dealing with a clown problem?


Definitely wear lingerie as a distraction. Not only do you look hot but it also allows for more maneuverability.

Are there any dis­advantages to battling someone in your underwear?


Things pop out!

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?


Cold Stone Creamery. Not only did I have to clean the toilets but I also gained, like, 20 pounds because I love ice cream!

So how do you spend your free time?


I go out dancing a lot.I’m single in the city and enjoying the moment, because I know it’s not going to last forever.

Be careful, there are a lot of clowns out there.

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