Watch These Porn Stars Hilariously Describe Their Own Vaginas

“Turkey sandwich, all bun, hold the mayo.”

Wood Rocket’s weekly installment of “Ask a Porn Star” has delved deep into the minds some of the adult entertainment industry’s top actresses by posing complicated questions. But in this week’s clip, they simply asked women to describe their vaginas. 

For such a straightforward question, it yielded a multitude of weird and funny answers. Brooklyn Chase, for instance, says her genitals look like Homer Simpson’s mouth, while Leya Falcon described it as a “black hole, literally and figuratively.” Technically, she’s right.

Others seemed to be a little more prideful. Bobbi Dylan straight coined her own adjective as she described hers as an “outtie, lippy, meaty, warm, soft plush pillow.” Riley Reid claimed to “have the prettiest vagina you’ve ever seen. It’s cute and tiny, but my lips are really fat and puffy, so it’s protected in a sealed little environment.” 

But the most creative description by far goes to Piper Perri, who responded by saying “Turkey sandwich, all bun, hold the mayo.” 

You win, Perri.