Please explain what the hell this means? Please!
This handy spy pen came into the office this morning. We think it can take secret video and photos. The problem: We don't know how the hell to use it. (Sure, we could figure it out through trial and error, just like we figured out which snake was sleeping, but that usually ends in tears and bloody eyes.) Read the included instructions below and let us know how one should properly use a "Looks like the pen operating." We're pretty sure there's a nuclear "Go Code" hidden in this gibberish.
These are the actual instructions:
Simple enough, right?
Remember: The record document recommendation use "The wind and thunder video and music" broadcasts!!!!!!