San Francisco's Anchor Brewing has it covered with their Summer Beer.
Lightly carbonated, this citrusy beer is the best thing after a slip-n-slide, watermelon- or hot dog-eating contest, or whatever you like to do in the summer. We don't know your life.
Plus, with an ABV of 4.6%, you can probably have like, 11. Just kidding! KIDDING.
Or, get buzzed with these other beers: Third Voyage Double IPA and GWAR's beer.