Like a puu-puu platter, it looks like the upcoming horror-comedy series Scream Queens—about a sorority house with a grisly past—has something for everyone. First and foremost is the compelling trio of mean hotties, headed by the ever-leggy, often-icy Emma Roberts. (Roberts’ first line in the trailer: “Good evening, idiot hookers.”) In addition, the original scream queen, Jamie Lee Curtis, shows up in a severe suit, intent on shutting down the sorority. Broadway star Lea Michele arrives in headgear, while Little Miss Sunshine’s Abigail Breslin stomps down a regal staircase with an up-do and a vicious smirk. Niecy Nash and Nasim Pedrad provide humor, while Nick Jonas and Ariana Grande pop in and show some high-sheen popstar skin. It’s a weird ensemble, but sign us up for any collaboration between Jamie Lee Curtis and Ariana Grande.