The characters of FX’s The League provide some sage advice.
Pete (Mark Duplass): “Be unbearable when you win and when you lose. That way no one can accuse you of having winning go to your head.”
Ruxin (Nick Kroll): “Never touch another man’s fantasy football magazine—it has 100 percent been in the bathroom.”
Andre (Paul Scheer): “When trying to decide between two players, look at their photos and choose the one with the kinder eyes.”
Kevin (Stephen Rannazzisi): “When you crown a winner, only one person is happy. When you anoint a loser, everyone is happy.”
Jenny (Katie Aselton): “Never draft one of the McCown brothers. The McCowns are the Baldwins of the NFL, except there’s no Alec.”
Taco (Jon Lajoie): “Look for diamonds in the rough. I’m the only one in my fantasy football league who has players from the Montréal Alouettes.”