The Mayor of Flavortown rounded off hard-hitting questions from host Sean Evans—about his penchant for bowling shirts on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, hanging with Drake, and how he really feels about his food-snob haters ("I really don't give a shit.") All the while, he's chowing down on chicken wings of escalating spiciness.
In one bit, he recalls the time, as immortalized by Vine, that he threw autographed Hot Pockets to a mob of fans. Just living the dream, NBD.
As the wings rise on the Scoville scale, so does Guy's candor. Watch his tell-all interview (and see if Guy reaches for the milk) in the video above.
Sadly, doppelganger Katy Perry doesn't make a cameo.