It’s not even Christmas yet, but we’re already sick as congealing turduckens of that damn, inescapable holiday music. It’s in stores. It’s in elevators. It’s even in the woods, somehow still audible when a Christmas tree is falling and making no sound, with nobody there to hear it. And just when you think you can’t hate Christmas music any more, a band you formerly respected puts out a festive tune. And yet despite ourselves, we actually like some of these. Yes, we’re ashamed.
10. The Superions, “Fruitcake”