Could Sam Jackson Just Cover All The Songs Please?

Breaking up means a lot more coming from Jules Winnfield.

Breaking up means a lot more coming from Jules Winnfield.


This week, on 95.8 Capital FM in Britain, Samuel L. Jackson gave his best rendition of Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” His updated lines included “You go to dumbass friends” and “We are never ever ever ever getting back together, you lying, cheating, piece’a —-.” We love it and must say, even though we prefer women, this would break our hearts much more than Ms. Swift ever could.


But don’t you go thinking Mr. Jackson is a one-trick pony. Some of you may remember his rendition of Nicki Minaj’s “Beez in the Trap,” which makes us ask, “Samuel L. Jackson, will you please cover every bad pop song forever and ever, or at least break up with our girlfriends for us?” We can see it now: “My Life MotherF*ckin Sucks With You” (a Kelly Clarkson cover) and “Freedom” (yeah, just another Nicki Minaj cover). Fingers crossed.

Icon: Samuel L. Jackson

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