Finally, a trending Twitter topic that gets us shaken and stirred.

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Considering that the new Bond flick Skyfallis the most successful of all time, it's little wonder that making fun of it has become the hobby du jour of the Twitterati. Though we're too busy staring at pics of drop-dead sexy Bond girl Bérénice Marlohe to come up with any of our own, here are the ten funniest #RejectedBondTitles Tweets we could find.

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