The Internet Is Convinced Ryan Reynolds Was Held Hostage At Taylor Swift's Couples Party

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If you hadn't noticed, Taylor Swift threw an epic Fourth of July bash at her fancy Rhode Island mansion, and obviously she invited many of her celebrity friends.

Her new boo and possible future 007 Tom Hiddleston was there, gamely accepting the mantle of T-Swift's latest beau/future song inspiration. 

Ah, the promise and intensity of a month-old relationship.

Ah, the promise and intensity of a month-old relationship.

Gigi Hadid and Cara Delevinge were in attendance:

As was a very patriotic Ruby Rose.

And a slew of Victoria's Secret models and other various celebs. Hi, Blake Lively!

As with any high-profile celebrity party, T-Swift’s squad needed to capture some Instagram-worthy shots to memorialize the day.

…but one picture in particular really, really stood out - the newly infamous “Taylor Swift’s Fourth of July Couple’s Picture.”

Tom and Taylor are seconds away from sucking face, the couple on the right look like they're in a J.C. Penney ad, but what about Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively? What's going on there? Let's look a little closer:

"Why, God?"

"Why, God?"

"What am I being punished for?"

"What am I being punished for?"

Just look at his face. He does not want to be there. His soul has left his body.

Is he being held hostage?

Hopefully he's okay. Stay strong, Ryan.