Quick! Your lady invited you over and you don't want to show up empty-handed.
Be the smooth stud you are, and arrive with a bottle of Sutter Home Merlot in tow.
Both you and your girl will feel extra cozy with this delicious bottle of vino. She will love the black cherry notes and you'll like the smoke and spiciness of it.
Pair it with pasta, chicken, and pizza...
Or you know, whatever your heart desires.
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