WATCH: Bryan Cranston Sings in a Parody Boy Band, ‘Men Not Boyz’

The boy band is all grown up.

At one time it felt like boy bands would continue to mutate and take over the world, but every boy needs to grow up at some point (well, he should at least try). 

Bryan Cranston and Reggie Watts appeared on the Late Late Show With James Corden to show us what happens when the boy band becomes middle aged: It’s a man band now.

Debuting their first single, I Can’t Be Your Boy (Cuz I’m a Grown Man), the trio (rounded out by Corden himself) showed off their faux hawks, white peg-legged pants, and sweet dance moves as they sung about their mortgages and what they’d like to do in their minivan. Girl, you need “Someone who still doesn’t believe in ATMs or emojis.”