In the early ‘90s, Fabio’s chiseled physique and luscious locks were in high demand by romance novel covers and imitation butter commercials alike. Meanwhile, two comedians named Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert were years away from becoming household names. Splitsider released archival Second City footage from 1994 improbably brings those two worlds together. Watch a young, bewigged Carrell seductively stand in front of a fan, while Colbert provides Fabio’s voice. Let's just say that it's not not sexy.