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30 Fake Names For Anthony Weiner To Use In His Next Scandal

It looks like “Carlos Danger’s” cover is well and truly blown, so he are some suggestions for the sext-loving Congressman to use next time.


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1. Esteban Jeopardy 

2. Pepe Peepee

3. Sextor Camacho

4. Tim Peril

5. Mayor Fuego 

6. Hugo Crotchfelt

7. Rickie Snapper

8. Nathan Sizemore

9. Donnie Tijuana

10. Dax Masterson

11. Slyde Rool

12. Fanthony Feiner 

13. Willy McSelfie

14. Guilty W. Carnal

15. Chronic Dingdonger

16. Tighty-Whitey Bulger

17. Bolas-Azules McTotesmarried

18. Armstrong Cockrocker

19. Jose Trouser-Rhubarb

20. Tony Bologna

21. Pablo Fire-Down-Under

22. Fakename McFakerson

23. Congressman Reacharound

24. Hi-Rez Ralph

25. Antonio Dickado, Jr.

26. Riga-Tony

27. The Crif Dog (NYC’s #1 Weiner!)

28. Google Alert

29. George Alexander Louis

30. Slippery Juan Wet

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