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Anthony Weiner Gets Advice From Fellow Sex-Scandalized Politicians!

…Via Twitter, in these exchanges that we completely made up.

Today, several direct messages from Anthony Weiner’s Twitter account were made public. In them, the New York City mayoral candidate solicits advice from several prominent politicians on his recently revealed scandal. Among those he sought out for counsel were former president Bill Clinton and current New York City comptroller candidate Eliot Spitzer. Here they are in all their glory!

(And once more for those in the stupid seats: Yes, we made these exchanges up, and no, to our knowledge, Weiner has never actually solicited advice from other scandalized politicians - or anyone else...obviously. It's all a joke. Not real. Not something we're pretending is real. Just for fun. Kthnxbye!)


BILL CLINTON



ELIOT SPITZER


HERMAN CAIN


GENERAL PETRAEUS


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