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Grandpa’s Dirty Jokes: What’s the difference between and oral and a rectal thermometer?

 

Q: What’s the difference between and oral and a rectal thermometer? A: he taste.

Q: What do you call a dog with three legs and steel balls? A: Sparky

Q: What do you do if you want your girlfriend to stop smoking? A: Use more lubricant.

Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil?