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Grandpa's Dirty Joke: A man wearing a stove-pipe hat, a fake beard, and a waistcoat...

A man wearing a stove-pipe hat, a fake beard, and a waistcoat orders a drink at a bar. "Goin' to a party?" the bartender asks. "Yeah," the man replies. "I'm supposed to go dressed as my love life." "So why are you dressed as Abe Lincoln?" "My last four scores were seven years ago."