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Weed Smokers Have More Sex Than Everyone Else, Says New Study

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A while ago, an enlightening study revealed that stoned sex is the best sex, and is even better than sloppy, messy, often gloriously fun drunk sex. If you’re someone who likes to toke and poke, you already know this is true.

And now, a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine revealed that people who smoke pot are a lot hornier than everyone else, and have more sex than those who think grass is crass and say no to the green.

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"Usually, people assume the more frequently you smoke, the worse it could be when it came to sex, but in fact, we learned the opposite was true," said study author Dr. Michael Eisenberg, assistant professor of urology at Stanford University School of Medicine.

In the study, Eisenberg and his team looked at data from the U.S. government’s National Survey of Family Growth, where over 28,000 women and 23,000 men reported how often they had sex in the four weeks leading up to the survey, and how often they get high.

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The women in the survey who don’t smoke weed said they had sex an average of six times in the four weeks leading up to the survey, but those who do get high on a daily basis reported having sex an average of 7.1 times. A small but mighty difference, my friends.

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Likewise, men who don’t fuck with weed had sex 5.6 times in the four weeks, whereas dudes who get high daily said they had sex 6.9 (haha) times.

"We were surprised to see the positive association between users," Eisenberg said. "This was across the board: marital status, race, none of that mattered." 

Well, even if Eisenberg was surprised by the findings, I wasn't. Everyone knows weed makes everything feel a thousand times better and sends your dick to a parallel universe, thereby making most of us super horny. 

So, it's only natural that daily pot smokers have more sex than those who don't go near the stuff. 

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Anyway, now that you know smoking weed gets you laid more, you better spark up, my friend. Your sex life will thank you. 

H/T: CNN