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24 Hours to Live: Ludacris

The Dirty South’s rapper-actor-restaurateur contemplates his last day.

So how do you want to go?
Having sex while sky-diving.

Do you have any deathbed confessions?
I spotted Bill Clinton at a strip club in Atlanta. He was having such a good time, but I never told anyone because he did not have sex with that stripper!

Will you be going to heaven or hell, and why?
Heaven, because apart from that dude I hit with my car a couple of years ago, I’m a pretty good guy.

Which of your songs is bumping at the club in the hereafter?
Move Bitch Get Out the Way.”

You’ve said you’re the “Last of a Dying Breed.” Does hip-hop have a chance post-Luda?
Of course. I’ve left such a great impression on the new generation of artists that at least a few can carry on the tradition.

Any apologies before you’re gone?
To that dude I hit with my car. I’d say sorry again and ask how his hip and legs are doing.

What’s your last meal? Chicken and Beer?
Well, now that you mention it, since I have the restaurant opening in Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson Airport soon…Yes, it would be Chicken and Beer!

While on Earth, what did you blow the most money on?
I’m ashamed to say, I spent it mostly at that same strip club where I saw Bill Clinton.

Name one thing you’re glad you’ll never have to do again once you’re deceased.
Hold such a deep secret as seeing Bill Clinton in a strip club and not reporting it to the proper authorities. I’m no snitch.

What book do you regret not finishing?
The Cat in the Hat. Maybe I would have done better in school throughout my life.

Your 2 Fast 2 Furious character loved cars. Is there any car you must have before you go?
The fuckin’ Batmobile!

If you could come back as a ghost, who would you haunt?
Casper. Maybe then that ghost wouldn’t be so fuckin’ friendly.

What woman did you always want to sleep with?
Kirstie Alley, way before she got fat then skinny then fat again.

What deceased rapper gets a verse on the first record you cut in the afterlife?
Tupac. That is, if he’s really deceased.
 
What are people saying over your casket?

“I wonder if he left me in his will.”

Got any last words?
Live, love, laugh...LUDA!!!

Want more 24 Hours to Live? Check out interviews with Steve-O and Mark-Paul Gosselaar.