This Guy Is Getting Mercilessly Roasted By the Internet, And We Don’t Feel Even Slightly Bad For Him
“I could have anyone I wanted.”
— New York Post (@nypost) April 13, 2017
Recently, the New York Post ran an article about a 40-year-old dude named Dan Rochkind, who says he is an industrial strength babe magnet, but he doesn’t date hot women anymore.
“I could have [anyone] I wanted,” Rochkind told the New York Post, under the delusion that he definitely doesn’t look like a mediocre suburban dentist who drinks Angry Orchard. “I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find.”
He dated the hottest girls he could find, huh? Haha.
“Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves,” he said. “Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation.”
And that’s why Rochkind stopped dating “beautiful” women and swimsuit models. He couldn’t take their beautiful faces and empty brains any longer.
Rochkind is now engaged to an OK-looking woman named Carly, and apparently, he loves the fact that she’s not a sexy swimsuit model, unlike the women he supposedly dated in the past.
“[She] is a softer beauty, someone you can take home and cuddle with, and she’s very elegant,” Rochkind says. “And she’s 5-foot-2, so she can’t be a runway model, but I think she’s really beautiful and is prettier than anyone I’ve dated.”
Wow, it’s so nice to see a subpar man have the confidence of a Titan. It’s refreshing. Confidence is key in many areas of life, however this man is an asshat.
And seeing as how unbelievably douchey this guy sounds, Twitter wasted no time dragging his ass to hell and back.
I feel like we should do a Go Fund Me for Carly, Dan Rochkind's girlfriend. https://t.co/X2f6sWTuIg
— katie rosman (@katierosman) April 13, 2017
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) April 13, 2017
Well, good luck on your endeavors, Dan Rochkind. You kinda suck.
H/T: New York Post