Even though it clocks in at just over 30 seconds, the above clip has more going for it than most movies you'll see these days—a dastardly villain, a powerful hero, great dialogue and tons of action.
In this viral video posted by Barstool Sports, a diminutive college-age bro is not happy with a bouncer for not letting him into "da club." Was he not on the list? Is it at capacity? Have they simply declared a moratorium on douche bros in polo shirts?
Your guess is as good as ours.
What we do know is that homeboy was messing with the wrong security professional. After shouting that trademark call of the privileged pantywaist, "Do you know what the FUCK my dad does?" the tiny tool starts pointing out the grey hairs his (way bigger) adversary's beard. Big mistake.
Yup, he got exactly what was coming to him. But, if his dramatic posturing at the end of the encounter is to be believed, the poor bouncer hasn't heard the last of him. (Or, more likely, his daddy's lawyers.)