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5 Mobile Chargers to Maximize Your On-The-Go Porn-Watching

Gadgets that'll guarantee you get the most bang from your plug. (Sorry.)

If You Like Boozy Threesomes: Digital Treasures PowerFlask / $89.95

For those who prefer to be good and lubed up - as in drunk; we're not complete animals - whilst indulging in some good old-fashioned porn on the subway, the PowerFlask is just what the doctor ordered (right after a full psychological evaluation, on account of the porn in the subway thing). Fashioned to look like an actual flask right down to the bicast leather with red stitching and chrome accents, this thing charges not one, not two, but three devices at once. Now, your only problem will be figuring out how to balance three devices on the window ledge in your prison cell.
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If You Like Big Things in Small Packages: Anker Astro Mini / $21.99



You always knew that size didn't matter, and the Anker Astro Mini is the perfect way to prolong your delusions. Despite its super-compact size, it still packs a wallop, delivering a full charge (and then some) to most mobile phones. What do we mean by "super-compact"? Well, it's just 3.5 inches long, weighs 2.7 ounces, and is about the size of a roll of quarters. But unlike your penis, it won't try convincing you to show up at your ex-girlfriend's house at 3am. Or cause a burning sensation when you pee.

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If You Like Having to Work For It: Eton Boost Turbine 4000 / $79.99


Get ready to put your wrist into it, sport! Because in addition to providing two full charges to your smartphone (or tablet, via a 5V/2.1A USB port), this wonder of modern technology features a hand-crank, allowing you to manually charge your device even when no power source is available, with one minute of cranking yielding roughly four minutes of talk time. Do you realize what this means? When the apocalypse comes and you run out of food and water and electricity, you WILL STILL BE ABLE TO WATCH PORN ON YOUR CELL PHONE. When you're not being eaten by zombies, of course. Oh, and it's also great for camping.
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SnowLizard SLPower 7 / $69.99

What does this particular charger really have to do with watching porn? Not much. But it's got lizard in the name, so including it was pretty much a no-brainer. But seriously folks, the SnowLizard SLPower 7 is ultra-thin and lightweight, which is especially impressive given that it holds enough charge to simultaneously bring two devices to the brink of full power, which is a lot more than we can say for ourselves in the bedroom - sorry, ladies. :(
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If You Like It Rough and Messy: New Trent PowerPak Xtreme / $59.95


Don't bother to hold back, gents, because whatever you're planning to do with that thing, the Trent PowerPak Xtreme is up for the challenge. Its ultra-rugged shell is water-, mud-, and even drop-resistant, meaning it can really handle being in the shit (which we're using as a metaphor...let's not go overboard). A 12,000mAh battery and dual charging ports ensure that all your USB devices will still be up and running long after you've fallen asleep in a pile of tissues and shame.
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