It's f***ing great! S***!
The day we've been waiting for has arrived!
We're ridiculously excited for Anchorman 2. Can you tell?
Join us as we take a fantastic journey to brown town, won't you?
Our rule: If you're gonna have eggnog, you HAVE to add whiskey.
With help from readers like you, and an industrial-size tub of hand sanitizer, we scoured the nation for the sleaziest, seediest, stickiest places to drink. Stumble along with us, wont you?
Don't be a Scrooge... be a Stooge!
It's X-ceptionally delicious!