These lovely ladies totally heard what you just said. Busted. Just when you thought no one would notice your rude comment or tasteless joke, you suddenly find yourself staring at a woman who refuses to smile. Saying, “I was kidding! Honest.” is your only hope to win these women over. You will also need flowers. And you should really think twice before letting the world know you thoughts on politics, breastfeeding, yoga, Patrick Swayze, cooking competition shows or big puffy purses. Jerk.