Until then, we'll settle for this surprisingly sexy inaugural cover of Gwyneth topless and covered in mud.
"Earth to Gwyneth," its headline reads, both a nod to Goop's emphasis on organic wellness and perhaps a nudge to her many naysayers.
The first issue sounds every bit as exciting as its cover.
Inside, find deep-dives into crystals and mud masks, reiki and bee-venom treatments—in addition to a candid conversation with goop CEO, Gwyneth Paltrow. Plus, some useful takeaways: a do-anywhere Tracy Anderson workout, fall fashion recap, and a how-to for having better orgasms.
Goop will be printed quarterly by Condé Nast and will retail for $14.99.