VIDEOS: Hotties with Weapons

This is exactly what our Founding Fathers had in mind with that Second Amendment thing.

This is exactly what our Founding Fathers had in mind with that Second Amendment thing.

Various Hotties

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1783580181001?bckey=AQ~~,AAABnwxt8sE~,TdyFq09iMr7kioKT_wX2C8w8xLyk5_f2&bctid=1854067130001

Behold a compilation of recoiled sexiness.

Julie: Bolton, CT

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1783580181001?bckey=AQ~~,AAABnwxt8sE~,TdyFq09iMr7kioKT_wX2C8w8xLyk5_f2&bctid=1841355028001

Check out the size of those watermelons!

Alicia: Simi Valley, CA

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1783580181001?bckey=AQ~~,AAABnwxt8sE~,TdyFq09iMr7kioKT_wX2C8w8xLyk5_f2&bctid=1844038276001

It’s a nunchuck-wielding Hottie nicknamed “The Ninja Model.” Will someone please give Alicia her own Saturday morning cartoon?

Lolly Malone: El Paso, TX

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1783580181001?bckey=AQ~~,AAABnwxt8sE~,TdyFq09iMr7kioKT_wX2C8w8xLyk5_f2&bctid=1844037073001

Dangerous? What?! Aren’t you supposed to look into the barrel of the gun to see if you’ve fired off all the rounds.

Lindsay: Raleigh, NC

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1783580181001?bckey=AQ~~,AAABnwxt8sE~,TdyFq09iMr7kioKT_wX2C8w8xLyk5_f2&bctid=1844042366001

In addition to firearms and fire breathing, she also eats nails for breakfast and can crush rocks with her, uh, you know.

Stevie: Tampa, FL

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1783580181001?bckey=AQ~~,AAABnwxt8sE~,TdyFq09iMr7kioKT_wX2C8w8xLyk5_f2&bctid=1841324609001

Note to self: Buy a gun, move to Tampa and go to the shooting range on Monday nights.