This is exactly what our Founding Fathers had in mind with that Second Amendment thing.
Behold a compilation of recoiled sexiness.
Julie: Bolton, CT
Check out the size of those watermelons!
Alicia: Simi Valley, CA
It's a nunchuck-wielding Hottie nicknamed "The Ninja Model." Will someone please give Alicia her own Saturday morning cartoon?
Lolly Malone: El Paso, TX
Dangerous? What?! Aren't you supposed to look into the barrel of the gun to see if you've fired off all the rounds.
Lindsay: Raleigh, NC
In addition to firearms and fire breathing, she also eats nails for breakfast and can crush rocks with her, uh, you know.
Stevie: Tampa, FL
Note to self: Buy a gun, move to Tampa and go to the shooting range on Monday nights.