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XXX Shine Corn Whiskey

Much better than the movie, XXX. (Vin Diesel, anyone?)



Brand: Shine Corn Whiskey

It's Monday at Maxim.
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But we tried this whiskey on a Friday. 
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At first, we thought, "Whaaaaat? A white whiskey!? Weird!" But then we smelled it. It smelled like banana chips. (Do you know what banana chips are? They are these.) So we sipped. And it was smooth. Really smooth! And flavorful! And strong! It tasted a bit like boozy banana chips, and this was a good thing.
 

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Then we learned some things about it, so we could tell you more. 

 1. It's unaged, like an ageless, beautiful angel of a cover model
 2. It's made from American corn and is distilled in copper stills.
 3. It's from Philadelphia, like a bunch of other awesome things: cheesesteaks, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and brothers that love each other (a little too much).  
 4. It's great in a flask on a train ride. (Maybe to Philadelphia!)

XXX Shine, you taste like a shining beacon of hope, and we hope to see more of you around. Now, back to our Monday...

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