In preparation for his welterweight title battle against Robbie Lawler at UFC 171, we set Big Rig up against some truly intimidating opponents.
Prepare for a super sexy ass-whooping.
We borrowed Nissan's "Taxi Of Tomorrow", then took some unsuspecting co-workers for a ride, before scaring the pants off them.
Is this the worst invention of all time? We're going with "possibly."
Will the real-life African prince find his bride in Queens? And does he know the difference between a McDonald's and a McDowell's?
We try to make the ball boy squad at the US Open. In hindsight, it may not actually be our calling.
This…this isn't going to end well.
The sack-master shows his lady-choosing skills!
The Internet's favorite oddball cat came by to say hi. Well, "meow," really.
Then kick our asses some more. We're still sore. And sweaty. But mostly sore.