“Into the Grizzly Maze” Will Be the Most Ridiculous Movie of 2015

Look out for Billy Bob Thornton, Piper Perabo, Thomas Jane, and James Marsden versus…a CGI bear.

Movie producers presumably like to be discerning as to where they’re throwing millions of dollars, so the greenlighting process is long and arduous. Except for, it seems, with the upcoming “Into the Grizzly Maze.”

We think the pitch went something like this:

Writer: “It’ll star Billy Bob Thorton, that chick from ‘Coyote Ugly,’ the Punisher, and Cyclops from ‘X-Men.’ Here’s the thing…they’re all going to be fighting a CGI bear.”


Producer: “A CGI bear?! Well then!” *Makes it rain money*

“Into the Grizzly Maze” will hit theaters on June 26th. As for us, we’re going to stick with the only bear movie you need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ESoFn5NNu4