Watch the Hilarious New ‘Honest Trailer’ for ‘John Wick’

“They killed his dog. Now he’s gonna kill 76 people.”

Satirical YouTube series Honest Trailers just turned the original John Wick on its head, pointing out the absurdities of the “sleeper hit of 2014 that your friends would not shut up about.”

First, the steely-voiced narrator introduces the premise: “They stole his car. They killed his dog. Now he’s gonna kill 76 people.” Then, he announces the titular protagonist: “Witness Keanu’s eighth, and arguably best, character named John.”

It’s a hilarious look at the much-loved action flick, which is comprised of “80% headshots” and plays like “Call of Duty on the easiest difficulty.” 

Still, John Wick: Chapter 2 is receiving rave reviews ahead of its nationwide release, on February 10.