A deaf couple can communicate during the day with sign language and lip reading, but at night when getting frisky in bed, the darkness can cause confusion. So, one day to fix that problem the wife...
A boy is sitting on a park bench when he sees a man with a strangely tiny head walking his way. The boy asks, "Sir, why do you have such a little head?"
The man answers with a story, "One day when I...
Two girls are drinking at a bar. One says, “If I have another drink, I’m going to feel it.”
The friend replies, “If I have another, I don’t care who feels it.”
A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding on a Texas highway. He asks for her driver’s license and registration. When she opens her wallet, he notices a conceal-carry permit.
He asks, "Ma'am, do you...
A priest and a rabbi are on a train. The priest says, “I know that in your religion you’re not supposed to ear pork, but have you really never tried it?”
The rabbi responds, "Honestly, I have on...
“Mr. Clark, I’ve reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce-court judge says, “and I’ve decided to award your wife $775 a week.” “That’s very fair, Your Honor” the husband says. “And every now...
Married man Don is talking to his single pal Ryan about settling down, confiding, “It’s nice to come home to someone who's happy to see you." “That’s what my dog is for," Ryan replies. "Not the...
Two guys are discussing popular trends in sex, marriage, and family values. One guy said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" the other replied, "I’m not sure, what was...
An American picks up a hot blonde tourist and takes her back to his place. After a round of passionate sex, he asks, “So, you finish?” She pauses for a second and frowns, “No.” Surprised, he grabs...
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”The...
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