DO NOT WANT


XBOX LIVE PRIMETIME Instead of screaming at the TV game show idiots giving wrong answers to easy questions, you can become that idiot! Microsoft announced an array of corny TV game shows coming to their Live service, allowing you to play along with friends or the rest of the world. Come on down—you're the next contestant on the Price Is Absolutely Wrong!

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YOU'RE IN THE MOVIES Okay, we get it. Everyone's going through this turn-your-video-game-console-into-a-karaoke-machine phase, but excuse us for not wanting to look like idiots. The Xbox is going to be featuring a new "game" called You're In The Movies, which, using the Live Vision camera, puts you into made-up embarrassing movie scenes like being attacked by bees and dancing in a disco hall. We're giving the cold shoulder to this Saturday Night Fever.

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LIPS The only thing more annoying than the name of the game, Lips, is what it is: karaoke. With Guitar Hero: World Tour and Rock Band 2 around the corner and Singstar already here, there is absolutely no reason for another "game" to allow you to sing your heart out. The only difference between this iteration and anything out now is the wireless microphone that is packaged with the game. Apparently, it has lights on it...very pretty lights. Interested now?

ON THE FENCE


NEW XBOX LIVE DASHBOARD Just when you thought you were getting comfortable with Xbox Live's blade navigation, Microsoft took the wraps off their new dashboard debuting this fall. While we're not totally against changing the often cumbersome interface currently on Live, the jury is still out on what the customizable options will exactly be. Are gamer tags gone? Are Live themes done for? We don't exactly know the details at this point, so we're going to go with not wanting this, at least for now.