Oni

If TV’s Dark Angel were an anime cartoon, it would probably resemble Oni. In this third-person futuristic martial-arts thriller, you control Konoko, a purple-haired girl with a psycho-bitch personality. Even though the game’s premise is nearly flawless, moving the femme around while pummeling enemies with karate and bullets proves to be pretty damn difficult. But then again, since when has it been easy to control women?