Nothing says “I love-slash-hate you” quite like the gift of a unique, life-threatening experience.
Drive a Tank, From $399
“Do something different” is the tagline at this family-owned, -operated, and –friendly destination in Kasota, Minnesota—and they’re not kidding. After a basic training session, you’ll get behind the wheel of a real-life armored tank and attempt to weave your way around trees as you lap around a thickly wooded course. If that sounds a little too tame, opt for the “car crush” package to experience the extreme rush of steam-rolling right over a 1992 Ford Taurus or two. The fun continues over at the indoor shooting range, where offerings include fully automatic machine guns and a bunch of other firearms that don’t really matter, because you’re gonna want to go with the fully automatic machine guns.