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How do you say "gorilla juicehead" in Italian? The world will find out soon when Snooki, Pauly D, the Situation, and, of course, the stunning Jenni "JWoww" Farley bring their orange-tanned Jersey Shore insanity to the land of meatballs and Michelangelo. Be sure to keep a safe distance as the girl with the best right hook in New Jersey explains how the GTL (gym-tan-laundry) lifestyle is about to take over the world.

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How do you say "gorilla juicehead" in Italian? The world will find out soon when Snooki, Pauly D, the Situation, and, of course, the stunning Jenni "JWoww" Farley bring their orange-tanned Jersey Shore insanity to the land of meatballs and Michelangelo. Be sure to keep a safe distance as the girl with the best right hook in New Jersey explains how the GTL (gym-tan-laundry) lifestyle is about to take over the world.

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You look incredible. How was the shoot?
Unbelievable. It was my favorite shoot of all time. When you hear the word Maxim, that's what you think of. I didn't wanna leave.

Were you psyched when you heard the new season would be in Italy?
Very! I was an art student for seven years, so hopefully I'll be able to see everything that I was, like, taught in art history.

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Wait a sec. Does "visiting art museums" really fit into the GTL lifestyle?
Why not? I mean, we're in such an arty location. Kind of like how we went to swamps in Miami. It was a part of the location.

What if there are no tanning salons in Italy?
Right? Any issues, I'll bring my tanning bed!

Who would be the most thrown by a lack of GTL?
The boys, of course. All the girls really have to do is kick the cardio up by walking. But the guys, they need their weights.

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When you see the show, are you ever like, "That's not what really happened!"?
At the end of the day, we do all those things —MTV can't make it up. I look at it like they cut the fat out and leave in the good pieces.

Like when you—
Peed behind a bar? Exactly! You don't know how it's gonna turn out anyway, so you might as well be you. None of us give a rat's ass about what people think.

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Snooki recently wrestled for the WWE and said she'd love to have you as a tag-team partner.
I'm down! I mean, we tag-team on the Shore, but that would be so much fun.

You throw a good punch. Who taught you?
Well, I studied martial arts for seven years. When you're in a bar, drunk, and people are pulling hair, those instincts come in handy.

What's your most satisfying punch ever thrown?
I think breaking a brick for my black belt.

Really? It wasn't hitting an actual person?
Yeah, 'cause a person is here today, gone tomorrow. That was a real accomplishment.

You recently wrote a dating guide. What's the best way for a guy to approach you?
Come up to me and be real. I can't stand it when guys start pouring out the corny lines.

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What are some other no-nos?
If you're always looking at your phone, just walk away. Oh, and if you call me JWoww, I'm gonna cut you off, 'cause you're only talking to me because I'm on a TV show.

What's the quickest way to get you in the mood? Romantic music and candles?
No, that's not for me. It's all about the attraction. You could have all the shtick you want, but if I'm not attracted to you, it's a no-go.

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Do you have any celebrity crushes?
Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio. I met him, and it was so embarrassing. I ranted on and on.

Is he a Jersey Shore fan?
He's a huge fan! He came up to me at a club and was like, "What's up, JWoww?" He told me he had just watched the whole season back to back. He had a Jersey Shore party.

Oh, so Leonardo DiCaprio is allowed to come up and call you JWoww?
Of course he is.

Status Update
From:
East Greenbush, New York
Birthday: February 27, 1986

Name Game:
"The extra W stands for double the pleasure, double the fun, double-Ds."

Guilty Pleasure:
Law & Order SVU. "It used to be the original Law & Order, but then Lennie passed away and nobody could replace him."

Secret Skill:
"I used to be a computer programmer, so I can create code...even though all the languages I was taught are dead."

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