February 10, 2014
She won the bronze in speed-skating — and the gold in nip-slipping.
Photo: Phil Noble/ Landov | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2014
We always thought Vladimir Putin would be the first Russian to give us a nip slip at the Olympics. Alas, that honor now belongs to speedskater Olga Graf, who won the bronze in the women's 3000 and then almost showed off her own fleshy bronzes, when she forgot she wasn't wearing a top underneath her suit and unzipped to cool off.
The Russian was taking a victory lap when the wardrobe malfunction occurred, and she quickly zipped back up when she realized her boobs had almost popped out. "I totally forgot. We have very good suits and they are very tight," Graf said of the incident. "You just want to breathe and you want to take off your suit."
Speaking on behalf of everyone bored by the Olympics, next time, please don't stop at the bellybutton.