Heche's more prominent paramours include Steve Martin (funny, banjo aficionado), Ellen DeGeneres (funny, lover of TV kitsch), Lindsey Buckingham (guitar genius, strung-out in the '70s), and Coley the Camera Guy She Married for a Little While (adept with cameras, probably). In light of all this, it's probably safe to say that she doesn't have a "type." Factor in her ravings about her alter ego—in her autobiography, she claimed to be Jesus' half-sibling Celestia—and she's more of a handful than 60,000 M&Ms… Sixty thousand bat-shit-insane M&Ms, that is.
