Orlando Bloom
Why she made the list: She's a Hollywood big shot. Producers continue to cast her in epic roles (Kingdom of Heaven, Pirates of the Caribbean, Troy). At least Peter Jackson was smart enough to bring out her feminine side in The Return of the King.
Drawback: We think she has a penis.



Rashida Jones
Why she made the list: Since we identify with her The Office costar and fictional love interest Jim Halpert, being on Rashida's radar doesn't seem too far-fetched. Then again, we also identify with Indiana Jones, James Bond, and Batman.
Drawback: With a successful season wrapped up, Rashida's star is on the rise; and we tend to do better with chicks on their way down.



Rachelle Leah
Why she made the list: She's the octagon girl for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, so you're sure to get front-row seats to all the fights.
Drawback: If you ever dump her, she has tons of mixed martial artists who will be more than willing to pound your ass.



Natalie Portman
Why she made the list: Whether she's lampooning her squeaky-clean image as a hard-core rapper on SNL, or blowing up buildings as a bald terrorist in V for Vendetta, this brainy brunette has always found the quickest route to our barely beating hearts. Plus, she's a Harvard grad, so if the movie career stalls, she's bound to find another lucrative job with which to support us.
Drawback: She'd block Maxim.com on our home computer.