Status reports on strained groins and chats with annoyed coaches have never been sexier!

Candice Crawford- At this KDAF-TV reporter’s 24th birthday, Tony Romo completed a diamond ring pass to her ring finger. Elsewhere in Texas, Jessica Simpson is trying to remember if socks or shoes go first.

Erin Andrews- ESPN and ABC’s sportiest spice knows more about football than most coaches. And looks way cuter in those short gym teacher shorts as well. (Sorry, Charlie Weis!)

Ines Sainz- The object of the New York Jets’ unwanted affection is the self-described “hottest sports reporter.” Um, Ines, you’re gorgeous, sure, but have you ever seen Andrés Cantor slowly climb out of a hot tub? Gooooooooaallllllll!

Jenn Brown- Some think of this ESPN superfox as “the next Erin Andrews,” but we like to think of her as “our next wife.”

Sara Carbonero- This Spanish futbol reporter supposedly caused a rift between Real Madrid’s goalkeeper, Iker Casillas, and star scorer, Cristiano Ronaldo. (Somewhere in Europe, the preceding sentence makes sense to someone.)