Not going to lie - we’ve always wanted to write a headline like that.
You might remember model Carissa Rosario from our July 2011 issue, in which she joined the Maxim staff for a day, wearing entirely inappropriate office attire. Here, this should jog your memory (and probably something else, as well):
Ok, back to the words now. Hey! HEY. Back to the words. Thank you. Well, it seems Carissa tried sunbathing topless on the roof of the Sanctuary Hotel in New York this week, an event that nobody paid any attention to and everyone just went about their business as normal. Kidding! No, people began scrambling onto nearby balconies to try and get a glimpse of her, and rumor has it there was a major elevator malfunction in every tall building in a 10-block radius as soon as word of the occasion hit street level. Well, we can’t blame people for wanting to see her. After all, this was still one of the best days we’ve ever had.
Photographed for Maxim by Ben Ritter | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013