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With the looming release of Jack Black's new Gulliver's Travels movie, we started pondering what would've transpired had Gulliver traveled to a land of beautiful, towering women rather than the home of a farmer who reduces our intrepid hero to a child's plaything. (We imagine the ladies wouldn't be all that satisfied.) Thanks to this slideshow and our craned necks, it's easier to visualize what might have been...

Victoria Silvstedt-

Height: 5' 11"

 

Thank the Miss Sweden beauty pageant for introducing Victoria to the world, thereby giving us the only redeeming quality to films such as BASEketball and Boat Trip.
See more of Victoria here.

Amelia Vega-

Height: 6' 1"

 

The first Dominican woman to be named Miss Universe (back in 2003), Amelia released her first single ("Pasa un Segundito") earlier this year. Of course, she literally topped the charts.

 

Padma Lakshmi-

Height: 5' 9"

 

These days she writes acclaimed cookbooks and hosts Bravo's Top Chef, but things used to be tough for India's top supermodel...she had to sleep with Salman Rushdie AND appear in Mariah Carey's Glitter .
See more of Padma here.

Blake Lively-

Height: 5' 10"

 

The Gossip Girl favorite will next be seen on the big screen in Green Lantern opposite Ryan Reynolds...better give him a phone book to stand on.
See more of Blake here.

 

Gisele Bundchen-

Height: 5' 11"

 

The Superwoman of supermodels may be married to Tom Brady, but you may take some solace in the fact that according to her Wikipedia page, she's a big proponent of breast-feeding. We feel better, at least.
See more of Gisele here.

 

Rebecca Romijn-

Height: 5' 11"

 

Fun sorta-fact: Rebecca loves appearing in comic book movies (four, at last count) almost as much as she loves marrying men who are far beneath her (John Stamos, Jerry O'Connell).
See more of Rebecca here.

Stacy Keibler-

Height: 5' 11"

 

We could spend the entire running time of Gulliver's Travels just gazing at Stacy's legs...for Lilliputians, those things go on for miles and miles.
See more of Stacy here.

Taylor Swift-

Height: 5' 11"

 

Looking more like Tower Swift, this is one structure we wish would lean our way.
See more of Taylor here.

Tricia Helfer-

Height: 5' 10"

 

The Battlestar Galactica babe had no choice but to crouch in this shot...damn us and our low-hanging ceilings!
See more of Tricia here.

Melania Trump-

Height: 5' 11"

 

Sure, being married to Donald Trump has its perks, but the statuesque Melania also has to spend a lot of time looking at the top of his head.

Kristanna Loken-

Height: 5' 11"

 

Kristanna's used her height to her advantage to play a series of badasses in films and TV shows such as Terminator 3, BloodRayne, Painkiller Jane and, more recently, something called The Legend of Awesomest Maximus.
See more of Kristanna here.

Jennie Finch-

Height: 6' 1"

 

An American softball pitcher who helped the U.S. team to a gold medal in 2004 and a silver in 2008 (and who was once described as the most famous softball player in history), Jennie retired from the game earlier this year. Always with the curveballs...

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