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How To Turn A Graduation Cap Into A Flask

Make your graduation ceremony one not to remember. 


As college comes to an end for many students, it's important to remember one thing: you're screwed. Finding a job will be near-impossible, school loan-repayment starts, and you'll probably move back home with your parents because you're jobless and broke. So, graduation is not something to celebrate. It's something to mourn.

Thankfully, the folks at Foodbeast have found a way to numb the pain of leaving college — by making a graduation cap flask to wear during the ceremony. Just use your unemployable talents to to pop off the top button, Velcro in a beverage bladder, secure the fabric with safety pins, and take a drink from the "tassle" every time your commencement speaker says "journey" or quotes Maya Angelou. You'll be so drunk by the time you accept your diploma, you'll forget it's simply a $50,000 piece of paper that probably won't take you anywhere in life. Congratulations!  

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