Study Shows Most Women Are Turned on By Other Hot Women

Your lesbian three-way fantasy might not be so far off after all.

Gentleman, please get your calendars at the ready. Today marks an auspicious occasion that you shall all duly note and celebrate year after year. Today is the day we learned that women truly, really, actually enjoy staring at naked photos of other women.

Cue up the band! Drop the confetti! Call your mother! The researchers at the Department of Psychology at the University of Essex, who are clearly doing God’s work, arranged a study of 345 women, according to the Telegraph. In this study, women were shown nude videos of other women and then tested for signs of arousal, like pupil dilation. “82% of the women tested were aroused by both sexes,” the Telegraph reports.

Just wait, because it gets better!!!!!!!! Of the women who identified as straight, a whopping 74% were reportedly aroused by other women. This is when things start to get a little weird. Dr. Gerulf Rieger, lead author on the study, took this data and made the conclusion in his paper: “Even though the majority of women identify as straight, our research clearly demonstrates that when it comes to what turns them on, they are either bisexual or gay, but never straight.”

To this I say, “lol k.” What about that 26% of straight women who weren’t turned on by other chicks? According to Dr. Gerulk Rieger, they are just a figment of your imagination. Women everywhere only want to get naked and go to town on each other. Shhhhhh.

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