11 Hilarious Tinder Messages That Are So Bad They Actually Work

These awesome opening lines might even get you laid…

Look, the brutal world of Tinder is full of some seriously cringe-worthy messages that are never going to work. For example, this gem:

Jesus H. Christ. Chad should just delete his Tinder and never get back on it.

However, despite all the heinous lines thrown around on dating apps, sometimes, somehow, by some dark, mysterious magic, a few of those monstrous lines work. I don’t know why, I don’t know how, but they do. 

So please, look at these 11 what-the-fuck worthy Tinder messages, and ponder with us as to how they managed to seal the deal.