6 Sexy Weed Strains That Will Make You Better In Bed

Just in time for Valentine's Day.
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As you already know, everything feels really, really good when you’re high, like shoving fistfuls of Cheetos in your mouth, listening to sweet tunes, and even improving how sex feels.

This is why many of us tend to get a little frisky when we toke up, because simply put, smoking pot heightens our senses, making it feel goddamn amazing to touch and be touched. 

So, we’re here today to address something you’ve probably been wondering for a long time: which strain of weed is best for sex?

Along with the insight of the folks over at Vertias Cannabis, a little bit of research pointed me in exactly the right direction to find out which strains of weed make for the greatest sex you could ever have.

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1. Cherry Diesel
If you want to get faded but still have enough energy to have incredible sex for hours, this is the herb for you. Providing an instant energy boost, this sativa will make you euphoric and lively, and will definitely make you want to take your pants off and get weird. And likewise, she’ll want to take her pants off and get weird, too. Everybody wins.

2. Strawberry Cough
As the name implies, this is some of that real shit that will make you cough up a lung even if you’ve been smoking the dankest broccoli for years, which isn’t a bad thing. I heard through the grapevine that coughing gets you higher, so there’s that.

Strawberry Cough is a potent sativa blend, giving you a relaxing, tingly body high, while the cerebral, uplifting effects slap a smile on your face without rendering you a vegetable. 

Want to have happy, tingly sex Snoop Dogg would approve of? Get lit with a bowl of this.

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3. Granddaddy Purple
Thanks to its arousing combo of cerebral euphoria and a relaxing high, getting aroused after a hit or two of this indica is basically guaranteed, which leads me to say Granddaddy Purple is basically green (purple?) Viagra.

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Generally used to relieve pain, stress, insomnia, and muscle spasms, those effects come together in the sack to lower inhibitions and make everything feel fucking incredible, making for some of the best sex you’ll literally ever have.

4. Sour Diesel
If you’re more of a “let’s bang like rabbits” type of guy, this is the sticky icky of your weed-fueled dreams. With “energizing, dreamy cerebral effects,” as Leafly points out, this sativa dominant hybrid floods you with an energetic and insatiable lusty desire, and makes every touch feel as if you’re being kissed by an angel.

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5. Ultimate Trainwreck
For times you really want to get cloud nined and send your noggin on a trip to a different dimension, I recommend Ultimate Trainwreck. This high THC sativa will obliterate your mental clarity, but in a good way, while arousing your creativity and your junk. Good stuff, my dudes.

If you and your special ladyfriend are down to get freakier than usual (hello, butt stuff) but are just a tad apprehensive, a little bit of this weed will melt away your inhibitions and shyness into sweet, sweet nothing. 

Just a few hits of this grass and your rocket will be ready for takeoff.

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6. Purple Princess
If I were to describe Purple Princess in one meaningful word, it would be daaank. It doesn’t take much for this strain to get you high as a pie.

This hybrid will make you feel euphoric, uplifted, and deliciously tingly from head to toe. And you know what that means, don’t you? Yup, sex will be a creative, euphoric, tingly erotic journey headed straight towards orgasmville.

Word to the wise: be careful when smoking this strain, because one hit too many, and your ass will grow roots into the couch and you might forget what sex even is.

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Enjoy, my friends.