We Talked to the ‘Full House’ Porn Parody Star Who’s Totally Fine With Ruining Your Childhood
How rude!
Pornhub is on a mission to take over the adult film world. Every few days it seems they’re turning out another attention-grabbing PR stunt, whether it’s saving the whales or sending women to college.
But their next venture is a little less philanthropic. Welcome to Pornhub Originals, a new part of their subscription service. It’s essentially just like Netflix’s original programming…but for porn. Their first film is a collaboration produced by Woodrocket, the company known for parodies that you never asked for but always wanted, like Donald Tramp and Game of Bones. Just as promotion for Fuller House, Netflix’s Full House reboot, is picking up steam, Pornhub released Full Holes. Nice.
The film dropped on Wednesday, and mixes all of the nineties neon spandex and slapstick comedy you loved with nudity. The best part, as with most parodies, is the character names. You’ve got Kimmy Gobbler, BJ, and of course everyone’s favorite beach boy wannabe, uncle Jizzy. So naturally we needed to catch up with Ryan McLane, who plays “Handy,” the Danny Tanner character.
What do you think people’s reaction will be Full Holes?
I think they will hear about it..laugh…then go watch it. Because let’s face it, you want to click on that Pornhub link…you have to!
Are you worried about potentially ruining people’s childhood memories of Full House?
No. I think you can have fond childhood memories of that show and not be affected by a porn parody of it being released some 20 years later.
Bob Saget was the ultimate TV dad who shocked people with his dirty comedy in later years. Did you draw any of your performance from his raunchy stand up?
I’ve never seen his standup, but I’m well aware of his act. So yeah I think you can definitely draw from that. I said to myself “this guy said some really dirty stuff in his standup routine so you know even if he didn’t state those thoughts out loud on the set of Full House, you know he at least said them in his mind.”
What was your favorite scene to shoot?
The sex scene with Brooklyn Chase was the best because we love having sex together, but there was also this part where we had to deliver the same line at the exact same time which can be tricky. But every time we nailed it!
Which of your co-workers was the most fun performer to shoot with? Why?
Brooklyn Chase. Have you seen her?!
If you could ask Bob Saget one thing, what would it be?
Which was more annoying on a daily basis: Full House or America’s Funniest Home Videos?
If you could have gotten one of the actors from the original Full House to star in Full Holes, who would it be?
Lori Loughlin. Because I wanted to bang her then..even though I wasn’t quite sure what “banging” was when I watched the show as a kid. She gave me…feelings…and still does!