Target Shoppers Were Scandalized By Graphic Porn Playing On Intercom

The frozen food section has never been hotter.
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Imagine, if you can, that you are carrying out your weekly errands. You picked up your dry-cleaning, you got your oil changed, and last but not least is a quick stop at Target to buy some groceries (and maybe some nice throw pillows—it's just so convenient how they have everything in one stop). But then out of nowhere comes a soft moan. Quietly at first, then comes the dialogue: "Oh yeah....I want you to get it really wet. Get that cock out and put it between these two titites. You know how to do it."



Such was the fate of shoppers at the Campbell, California Target. On Wednesday, guests were reportedly scandalized by the brazen pornographic audio being pumped through the store's intercom. Customers screamed at employees, children burst into tears, and bloggers everywhere burst out laughing, racing to their computers. Gina Young, a mother out shopping with her two sons on that fateful day, uploaded footage of the traumatizing tittie-fucking experience to Facebook, and the news quickly went viral. 

In the wake of their aural snafu, Target's twitter remains suspiciously unrepentant, filled with tweets about pumpkin pie and Glad trash bags. Your move, guys.