Watch Porn Stars Explain Oral Using Oysters

You will never look at shellfish the same way.
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You will never look at shellfish the same way.
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It seems like the folks at Woodrocket, who popularized the "Ask a Porn Star" YouTube series, may have some competition. "Simple Pickup," slimy pickup artist site for men who can't get laid on their own, just released a video detailing the proper techniques of oral sex for men to use on their ladies.



While we know that you are both confident, good-looking, and devilishly charming enough to attract a woman's attention without the aid of such pandering pickup artistry, we do support employing whatever tactics you can to get your lady off. So in the spirit of education, watch them go to town on nature's aphrodisiac.

Admittedly, this video seems to have been made more for shock value than anything else, but there are some good tidbits in there, like alternating long licks and short taps. Bon appetite, guys.