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Bounce

Release Date: 
11/17/2000
Star Rating: 
OK, OK, big surprise, we’re not recommending a romantic film starring Benny and Gwyny. But, we’re here to tell you to avoid Bounce like a leprotic proctologist because it won’t even score you points with the ladies.

Problem #1: There is nothing outstandingly good about this movie, so there is no reason to recommend it.

Problem #2: There is nothing glaringly bad about this movie either, so it’s not even entertaining to make fun of.

Problem #3: Any romantic film where the two characters come together because of a horrible tragedy is not a “feel-good movie”; therefore, if you humor your girlfriend by taking her to see this flick, she will not be feeling good or, consequently, feeling you afterwards.